Wednesday, October 11, 2006

The Bitch hates the post man/woman

Look what came in the mail! I love getting boxes in the mail.

From Blue Heron, beautiful yarn....I can hardly wait to start knitting this project.

From the Bitch:

Boy am I glad she is letting me post today, this has been bugging me forever! I am totally fed up with the Mail Man or Woman, actually I hate the BAG! I have told them that I do not want any mail and if they could just stay away from my house I would appreciate it. I was nice about it at first but now I am fed up!

I bark as loud as I can I run up and down the yard I try and get my brother to join me but he is so lame that he only manages to get a bark or two out and then loses enthusiasm. I don't know why he likes these horrible people when I hate them so much who knows what goes on in his empty head!

Today the mail man brought a package and it was full of yarn! Guess who's package it was? Just what we need more of in this house.... yarn. Like she does not have enough yarn already, but that's another story at another time if she lets me post again. She calls it her "stash"! This is outrageous she keeps buying stuff and the mail man brings it to her. Well this pisses me off to no end.

If you have any suggestions, I would appreciate it. I am at my wits end with her and the mail man.

The Bitch

A note from the boy...

Oh I'm so happy to see mommy so excited with her new box! She had a big smile on her face, whatever is in the box she must like very much! I am happy when she is happy.

The Boy


Anonymous said...

This is one of the nicest pieces I've read in a long time. Creative, funny, and touching all at once. Bravo--and thank you.

Anonymous said...

Dear Ana, -- Now I've read the whole page and it is wonderful reading. Are you a professional writer? You're very talented and you're BOOKMARKED!!

Thank you for your post on the situation in Hungary. It is very important that we all know what is going on in the world and your post contributes to this. I wish with all my heart those EFFING Communists could've left you alone. And now this. I am so very sorry.... Hugs, Julie

Ellen Bloom said...

Hmmmmm...yummm...Blue Heron. I simply MUST finish the project I started with Blue Heron, but what else is new?