I'm having a bad hair day

She is torturing me! She decided that our hair was too long and we needed a bath. So fine I have endured this torture many times before but this is outrageous! She decided that it would be easier and cheaper I suppose if she did it herself.

I do admit that the ride in the the car and going to the groomers is a pain and sometimes I do like to just get it over with and be bathed at home. But a hair cut? Please, I already have a hairdresser and he does a fine job thank you! Why oh why does she interfere? Why does she think she could cut hair? Ok she is a licensed cosmetologist but for humans which I'm doubtful about too.


So here we are like two "boobs" she is making us pose with our new hair. His looks better than mine, he has better hair than I do. His hair is straight my hair has a curl. I don't like curly hair I want straight hair. He is oblivious to the whole thing. Just sits there smiling and looking so proud that his Mommy cut his hair. That she loves him so much that she herself cuts his hair.


Fool that he is ........ I hate my hair do look at the top it's flat and my ears stick out too far! Does she have no sense of style? I want some height in the front!



The torture never stops. By the way you if in case you can not tell us apart I'm the one with the pink id tag. We are twins and sometimes people can't tell us apart. I can't imagine how this could be we are obviously totally different looking but I'm the one with the flat hair and the pink tag.

The Bitch.